Dear Stores,

Let me check the date...oh! it is October 30. Halloween has not happened yet. So, why, may I ask, is there nothing Halloween-ish in your store? Why is there remotely nothing fall-ish or Thanksgiving-ish in your store? Why do I walk in and get devoured by Christmas decorations and Christmas trees, and Christmas blah blah blah? It is still autumn. I want Halloween and Thanksgiving stuff, NOT Christmas.

Unhappily,

Katie